Thursday, November 08, 2007

R.L. Stine Reveals Slappy From Night Of The Living Dummy Was Gay: NEW YORK—Children's author R.L. Stine broke his long-held media silence Monday to announce that Slappy, the evil ventriloquist's dummy from the Goosebumps Night Of The Living Dummy trilogy, was a homosexual.

Finally, there's some asinine news about an asinine children's book that I've actually read.

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